dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

internetexplorers:

losing a follower

br000t:

isn’t it fucked up when you can basically see your relationships with your old friends crumble 

like conversations get shorter

and it’s like your friends don’t really give a shit about you as much as they used to

hrrys:

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