mutualize:

thesassycat:

People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous

they also confuse my death threats with being sarcastic and thats real dangerous

princissy:

You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life

l1lacid:

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

HAHAHAHAHA OMFG

royal-asfuck:

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

i can smell the sarcasm in this post

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)